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sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

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urtube:

Okay

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kenerics:

who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti

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gingersofficial:

tessaviolet:

w.h.a.t.

The fucking first time

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officialunitedstates:

hetaliagirl104:

officialunitedstates:

things I know about brazil:

  • jungle
  • jesus statue

The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine 

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stephanemiroux:

rememberwhenyoutried:

a dystopian future novel where when teenagers come of age they are sorted into what spice girl they resemble, but one day a girl was sporty and baby

I would read it. atomicdro
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olort:

madisban:

kotaplez:

badwolfnobiscuit:

sparkledick:

5secondsofsmumer:

j4479:

deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. 

this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now

Someone please explain this.

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

god fucking damn it

AHH I GOT IT I THOUGHT I HAD TO BE SMARTbut you don’t :DBut now I feel smart

olort:

madisban:

kotaplez:

badwolfnobiscuit:

sparkledick:

5secondsofsmumer:

j4479:

deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. 

this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now

Someone please explain this.

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

god fucking damn it

AHH I GOT IT
I THOUGHT I HAD TO BE SMART
but you don’t :D
But now I feel smart

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dilfgod:

gayeek:

what.

this was not a fun field trip ms frizzle

dilfgod:

gayeek:

what.

this was not a fun field trip ms frizzle

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